I get it, maybe you’re in college and you live with 5 or 6 roommates, or maybe you just moved to a new city and you don’t have a job, so you’re couch surfing with some bros. You’re eating ramen and eggs or peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, but you’re horny AF and you want some strange.
I was there. I lived with 4 disgusting roommates who spilled bong water on the carpet everyday, cooked beans over the stove right in the can, played video games and watched porn at loud volumes until 5am. We had two dogs and a cat, and I don’t think anyone cleaned up a single poop in the yard the entire 4 years I was there.
Oh yeah, and my 1998 Toyota Corolla had three bald tires and a heater that was stuck on full blast all the time (I had to drive with the windows open in my rolling sauna).
My environment was, let’s just say, less than adequate to lure a hottie into my pleasure palace.
But I realized that the whole image of money can be faked with a few alterations to your strategy and some attention to detail.
Perception is all that matters in the end. Here’s how I was able to compete effectively with the other rich kids and trust fund babies in college.
The first thing you need to do is get your hair dialed in nice and trim so you don’t have even a hint of that vagabond scent you emanate.
If you have a beard, learn to trim it so it looks sharp and accentuates your jaw (I have a great video on how to do that here). If you can’t grow a full beard, don’t make the mistake of trying to walk around with some patchy facial hair or peach fuzz mustache starter kit under your nose. Just shave it all clean off.
Get your eyebrows cleaned up (but not overly sculpted – looks gay). And of course find a haircut that looks cool on you and suits your face (videos here).
Your outfit (aka fit) must also be on point. Your clothes don’t have to be new, but they should be cleaned and pressed (learn to use an iron). Add some accessories, a ring a chain and a watch to complete the look.
There’s an old saying that the shoes make the man, and I’m a firm believer in this one. When I was in sales, our manager always made us polish our shoes before setting foot on the sales floor. When I asked him why, he said it’s the first thing women look at and judge you by.
Which shoes? Definitely not sneakers. Once you’re out of high school, those are only for the gym or playing sports. Don’t worry, I have videos on both shoes and clothing styles to get you looking like a G, my guy.
Remember, she doesn’t know that you’re broke, she can only read your markers, which by now are all dialed in, so you look like you come from money. All she sees is a guy who looks put together and probably has his life together as well. That’s exactly the image you want to give off to catch a dime or a nine.
She sees your swag and now all you need to do is hide your shitty man cave and that rust bucket you roll to your dead end temp job, or no job at all.
Ok you have very little funds, so you want to spend as little money on alcohol as possible. Buy your favorite booze at the supermarket (and also a bottle or box of cheap wine you’ll save for later) and down it before walking into the bar or whatever other date location. Get there early (like atleast 30 minutes), oh yeah, and remember to park a few blocks away so she doesn’t see your Fred Flinstone mobile.
Order yourself a cheap soft drink, energy drink, or fruit juice, in a glass over ice.
When she gets there, if she asks what you’re drinking, it’s a vodka (whatever mix). She’ll most likely think she’s late and will go and buy herself a drink at the bar before rejoining you. You just saved on buying her a drink.
She comes back and now you proceed to drink and talk. When you finish that first drink, you say, “You were late, so you owe me the next round.”
Now she’ll buy you a drink.
PLAN A (this one works for most people). When you’re done, say,”Hey, let’s go drink cheap wine at your house.” If she rejects the idea, it doesn’t mean all is lost. It just means she isn’t sold yet. Bow out gracefully and repeat the process the next week with her (it amazes me how women will reset the slate again on a new interaction).
If she agrees, you’re in my friend. Now just tell her, “Ok, I’ll go grab the wine and meet you back at your place.”
Let her leave first with an excuse like, “I need to use the restroom.” After she’s gone you drive to her house and park a few blocks away (so she doesn’t see your rust bucket). You walk to her place with the boxed wine you bought earlier.
And the rest is history…
If she asks about your car, tell her parking was a bitch and you had to park it far away or you Ubered there..
Repeat this move with other women and soon you’ll be slaying in the sheets with the baddest females you’d ever meet.
PLAN B (if you have a rich friend with a smash pad) -In my last year of college, I made friends with this cool kid who had a sick apartment near the bars. He would often fly back to visit his family and leave me the keys to the kingdom. In exchange, I offered to water his plants and feed his goldfish.
Always go the extra mile for anyone who lets you house sit at his place. They’re saving you a ton of cash and the least you can do is clean up the place (and buy him a fresh set of linens).
If you have a cool friend such as this, all you have to do set up a change of clothes, hide any photos of him and you’re all set.
Now make sure you know where he stores his amenities and toiletries such as towels, soap and toilet paper. Not knowing where these things are when she requests them could raise her suspicion.
Pro tip: For added authenticity, bring a couple of framed photos of your own to place in your new abode.
In this scenario, since you’ll be bringing her back to your place, tell her your car is in the shop and spring for an Uber.
If she happens to stumble across any inconsistencies, the excuse is, you had a friend staying with you from out of town and he left a few things for you to store for him.
PLAN C – Pull her to a hotel. The excuses for this are easy and believable. Your place is getting termite bombed this weekend. There’s a major construction job happening and they start hammering at 6AM. Your place is being painted and the smell is toxic.
Whatever the excuse, get a hotel room that has an easy cancellation policy. Unfortunately, many hotels charge fees for last minute cancellations and charge a premium for last minute bookings. There are plenty of apps and websites that can help you find last minute deals on hotels in most cities.
I made friends with the manager at one of the hotels and explained to him my dilemma. I told him I only needed a room for a few hours at night and wouldn’t need any of the hotel amenities, gym, breakfast, etc. He ended up giving me a special rate on rooms and I could call him direct at the last minute and he would rent me any available rooms at that rate. It pays to network.
If you decide to date her, she will eventually catch on that you aren’t driving her anywhere, introducing her to those degenerates you call roommates, or bringing her to your place. That’s ok though, because you’ve already won and there’s always a churn in the game, especially if you’re broke. It’s on to the next one player.
Stay safe, but above all, have fun!!!
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